Sharp Wit

“What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?”
--Jeph Jacques

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Lash of Wit

“He who has provoked the lash of wit cannot complain that he smarts from it.”
--James Boswell

Salty Wit

“Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.”
--William Hazlitt

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